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14 Oct 2009 01:56 PM  

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door
neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The
blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes
downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says,
"The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?" The blonde says, "I
put the dog in our backyard … let's see how THEY like it!
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Two Blondes With Hammers...Lynn and Judy…were doing some carpenter work on a
Habitat for Humanity house. Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach
into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or
nail it in. Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you
throwing those nails away?' Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my
pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw
them away.” Judy got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails
aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They had gone to see

                                                    'Closed for the Winter.'
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You might have to think twice about this one. A blonde hurried into the
emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her. 'Well, I was
trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor.
'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?' 'No, Silly' the
blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, 'I just
paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'
'So then?' asked the doctor. Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought,
'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself
in the mouth.' 'So then?' 'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought:
'This is going to make aloud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear
before I pulled the trigger.
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A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a
repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have
some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and
all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands
and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she
blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her blonde roommate saw
her and asked, 'What are you doing?' The first blonde told her how the
repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all
he dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like hello!
You need to roll up the windows first.'
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A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver Thermos. She
was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to
ask what it was. The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos...... It keeps hot
things hot, and cold things cold.' 'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's
amazing....I'm going to buy it!' So she bought the thermos and took it to
work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk. 'What's that,' he asked?
'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot and cold things Cold,'
she replied. Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?' The blond
replied.....'Two Popsicles and some coffee.'
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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST


A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked
sympathetically, 'What's the matter?' The blonde replies, 'Early this
morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.' The boss,
feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't you go home for the day? Take the
day off to relax and rest.' 'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to
keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here. The boss
agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of hours pass and
the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out from his office and
sees the blonde crying hysterically. 'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be
okay?' he asks. 'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a horrible call
from my sister. Her mother died, too!





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17 Oct 2009 05:21 PM  
Nice..... LOL
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17 Oct 2009 10:33 PM  
Posted By MelSue on 10/17/2009 11:21 AM
Nice..... LOL


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