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Last Post 10 Feb 2008 04:37 PM by pizzaman17. 2 Replies.
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secondchance
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07 Feb 2008 05:23 AM  
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day. 
 
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie. 
 
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land
to be forever fertile in Canada.' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, 
the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. 
 
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Pakistan,
Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our 
precious land.' 
 
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. 
 
The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' 
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the 
country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' 
 
The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.'

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10 Feb 2008 04:32 PM  
Amen!! I'll drink to that!!
Mark
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10 Feb 2008 04:37 PM  
Now That's a good one LOL
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