Grandfather and his grandson go up in a plane with Hillary Clinton, Bill Gates, and George W. Bush.
The grandfather is the pilot.
They are going to crash and there are only 4 parachutes not 5.
Bill Gates steps up and says “I’m the richest man in the world, so I need a parachute.”
Everyone agrees so Bill Gates jumps off the plane with one of the parachutes.
President Bush comes up and says, “I’m the President of the United States, so I need a parachute.”
Everyone agrees so President Bush follows Bill Gates.
Hillary Clinton comes up and says, “I’m the smartest woman in the whole world. I need a parachute!”, and before the grandson can object, she jumps of the plane with a parachute.
There is only one parachute left.
The pilot tells his grandson to go since he’s young and hasn’t lived his life.
The grandson hands his grandfather another parachute.
The grandfather, surprised, asked where his grandson got another parachute.
The grandson replies,
“You know the smartest woman in the world?
She took my backpack.”