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cb -

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09/09/2007 10:11 PM
A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner.This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, Skippy!". The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Skippy, get away from her before she poo's on you!!

Dennis Engeman - User is Offline

Spike
100 mi s of kansas city---100 mi n of springfield missouri

09/09/2007 11:14 PM
always the poor dog ,everbody picks on the dog

MelSue -

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Record Book

Metamora, Illinois

09/10/2007 8:50 AM
Why I've never done anything so unlady like..... Yeah Right.... LOL

tubby -

Record Book
Moundville,Alabama

09/10/2007 9:01 AM
Ladies don't poot or fart,....they fluff!!!!LOL

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

mcraddock - User is Offline

8-Pointer

Possum Kingdom, SC

09/10/2007 5:25 PM
That has to be the "cleanest" version of that joke I have ever heard ! Good job !! LOL

overhill - User is Offline

4-Pointer

N.J.

09/11/2007 6:52 AM
Its definately the last time i ever take her out to dinner.

hoody06 -

Button Buck

09/11/2007 7:05 PM
when did you meet my wife?

thwack is the only sound i want to hear from sept to feb!!!

marcus99 - User is Offline

Button Buck
Lore City, OH

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