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09/05/2007 11:15 AM  
These 3 gentlemen all died and arrived at the  pearly gates at the same time.As they approached,St.Peter greeted them.
He said "Gentlemen,I need to ask each of you one question before you can enter".They all agreed,so the  first man stepped up and St.Peter asked him "Sir have you ever cheated on your wife"?The man replied"No sir,never even thought of it".St.Peter handed him a set of keys to a BMW and said" you may enter".
The second man came up and was asked the same thing,to which he replied "I thought about it once,but never done it".He recieved keys to a Cadillac and was told to enter.
The third man turn came and was asked the same thing and he replied "Yes,I cheated on my wife once".He was handed keys to a Volkswagen and told to enter.

A few days later the first two guys were riding together and saw him sitting on the curb crying and asked him"Why are you crying? At least you got something to drive".
He replied"Yeah,I know but I just saw my wife go down the street on roller skates"!

Tubby
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09/05/2007 11:55 AM  
LOL Liked that one

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Button Buck
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Lore City, OH




09/05/2007 7:03 PM  
good one

go Dale Jr. #88
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09/05/2007 8:37 PM  
NIIICE!!!!

thwack is the only sound i want to hear from sept to feb!!!
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09/05/2007 9:30 PM  
Still laughing!!!!
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Spike
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09/05/2007 11:48 PM  
my ex probably won't have thumbs to hitch hike with(I was husband number4)
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09/06/2007 7:46 PM  
LOL!!!!

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Spike
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09/06/2007 11:50 PM  
lmao

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piedmont,oh




09/12/2007 10:25 AM  
lol

go dale jr. #8
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