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eagle -

Button Buck

08/21/2007 12:10 AM
Dear Consumers: It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS XP REDNECK EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the SOUTH. If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The REDNECK EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS XP, with a background picture of Willie Nelson superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels. Please also note: The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse" My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption" Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys" Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard" Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive" Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs" Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN REDNECK EDITION: Cancel............stopdat Reset.............try'er agin Yes...............yep No................nope Find..............hunt fer it Go to.............over yonder Back..............back yonder Help..............hep me out here Stop..............kwitit (WHOA!) Start.............crank'er up Settings..........settins Programs......... stuff at duz stuff Documents....... .stuff ah done did Also note that the REDNECK EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS XP: Tiperiter.....................a word processing program Colerin' Book.................a graphics program Cyferin' Mersheen.............calculator Outhouse Paper................notepad Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 6.0 Pitchers......................a graphics viewer We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy of the REDNECK EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. I hope this helps all y'all! Billy Bob Gates

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Record Book

Metamora, Illinois

08/21/2007 5:43 AM
I've never seen this before. Liked it.

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4-Pointer

N.J.

08/21/2007 6:02 AM
Goodin. How do i git a subscription?

doeslayer - User is Offline

Little Rock Arkansas

08/21/2007 10:33 AM
i just gots mine in , thank ye

wake me up early, be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray.

tubby -

Record Book
Moundville,Alabama

08/29/2007 11:54 AM
wonder where i can git one?

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

cory33 -

Button Buck
piedmont,oh

09/01/2007 11:01 PM
i should get it for some of my nieghbers

go dale jr. #88

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Button Buck
Lore City, OH

09/09/2007 12:56 PM
me to

go Dale Jr. #88

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