jkoehler - 
Forum Moderator
Record Book
Kansas
 | | 08/19/2007 7:14 PM |
| Note to the Pastor A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house
it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his
repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and
wrote, "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his
card had been returned.
Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales
of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins (Pastor's card left at the door) "Behold, I
stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, (Reply) "I heard your voice in the garden and I
was afraid for I was naked."
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!
A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22) | |
'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.' | |
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tubby -
Record Book
Moundville,Alabama
| | 08/19/2007 9:26 PM |
| | That was a good one ! | |
Tubby
The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22 | |
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jkoehler -
Forum Moderator
Record Book
Kansas
| | 08/19/2007 11:13 PM |
| | I knew you would like that one Tubby | |
'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.' | |
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overhill -
4-Pointer
N.J.
| | 08/20/2007 6:43 AM |
| Hee Hee OK. Gotta ask. Why naked in the garden?  | | | |
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MelSue -
Forum Administrator
Record Book
Metamora, Illinois
| | 08/20/2007 8:33 AM |
| Posted By overhill on 08/20/2007 6:43 AM
Hee Hee OK. Gotta ask. Why naked in the garden?
Overhill,, I think you know my warped mind by now... I have two responses for your question... Why naked in the garden? But I cannot put them on here.... LOL 
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tubby -
Record Book
Moundville,Alabama
| | 08/20/2007 8:45 AM |
| Thanks JK,i did enjoy that one.Oh yeah, ya'll watch it in the garden, them taters have eyes !  | |
Tubby
The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22 | |
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mc6528 -
4-Pointer
SW Arkansas
| | 08/20/2007 9:54 AM |
| Can any of you tell me the difference between "naked" & "nekked"?
"Naked" is when you don't have any clothes on! 
"Nekked" is when you don't have any clothes on, & your up to "something"!  | |
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson | |
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mcraddock -
6-Pointer
Possum Kingdom, SC
| | 08/20/2007 12:06 PM |
| LMAO Jkoehler !! People always seem to come over when I'm not dressed. | | | |
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doeslayer -
Spike
Little Rock Arkansas
| | 08/21/2007 10:36 AM |
| | That was a goood one | |
wake me up early, be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray. | |
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overhill -
4-Pointer
N.J.
| | 08/21/2007 2:36 PM |
| Posted By MelSue on 08/20/2007 8:33 AM Posted By overhill on 08/20/2007 6:43 AM
Hee Hee OK. Gotta ask. Why naked in the garden?
Overhill,, I think you know my warped mind by now... I have two responses for your question... Why naked in the garden? But I cannot put them on here.... LOL  | | | |
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MelSue -
Forum Administrator
Record Book
Metamora, Illinois
| | 08/21/2007 3:02 PM |
| | Yep so cannot put them here. : ( | |
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