Three men arrived to the pearly gates of heaven at once and they were told not to step on st. peters ducks so they were careful for a little while then one day the 1st guy steps on a duck and the angle comes and chains the ugliest woman you have ever seen to him and the next guy goes for a couple more days and then he’s dancing around and not watching where he was going and he steps on a duck and then here comes the angle with the 1st girls mom and chains her to him and then the3rd guy hes being as careful as possible not to step on one and then the angle is coming down the road with the most beautiful girl ever and walks up and chains her to him and when he asks what she did she says shamefully
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”I stepped on a duck” |