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pizzaman17 - User is Offline
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11/22/2007 12:32 AM  
An elderly woman returned to her home after an evening at church to find a Burglar robbing her of 

her valuables,With out hesitation the old lady yelled "STOP!! Acts 2:38 "Repent and be baptized,in 

the name of Jesus so that your sins may be forgiven"  The burglar stopped in his tracks. The 

woman called the police and explained what she had done. 

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, He asked the burglar "Why did you just stand there all

the old lady did was yell a scripture at you?"

"SCRIPTURE?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an AX and two 38's"
             
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11/22/2007 6:31 AM  
Thats a good one
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Walter - User is Offline
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11/22/2007 5:21 PM  
I like that one, it is funny. I got that one in an email about 3 weeks ago very funny.
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