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Kansas




10/24/2007 7:01 AM  
Subject: FW: Dog Story
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> Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street
> when they see a beautiful, enticing,
> female Poodle.  The three male dogs fall all over
> themselves in an effort to be the one to reach
> her first, but end up arriving in front of her at
> the same time. The males are speechless before her
> beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just
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> a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and
> her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides
> to be kind and
> tells them, "The first one who can use the words
> 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative,
> intelligent sentence can go out with me." The
> sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and
> says, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish,"
> said the Poodle "That shows no imagination or
> intelligence whatsoever." She turns to the tall,
> shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you
> do? " "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the
> Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle. "I
> guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the
> Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the
> three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"The
> last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame
> and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua He gives her
> a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever
> and the Lab and says....
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> Liver alone, man... Cheese mine."
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10/24/2007 7:55 AM  
LOL Cute
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4-Pointer
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Missouri




10/26/2007 5:30 PM  
thats good! liked it.
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Spike
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Little Rock Arkansas




11/03/2007 10:32 AM  
lol
wake me up early, be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray.
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Button Buck
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Nebraska




11/05/2007 6:53 AM  
LOL, that is a good one
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