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10/16/2007 11:29 PM  
Subject: FW: One of the better jokes
 

 
 
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road One evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary?

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters Started showering me with kisses & hugs

"My God, what did you tell them? " asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

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10/17/2007 12:33 AM  



Loved That One
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10/17/2007 8:46 AM  
Still laughing!!!!!!!!!
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10/17/2007 9:36 AM  
good one Jacob
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10/17/2007 1:04 PM  
I think that's the best one yet !!!!!
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10/18/2007 8:43 AM  
Yep! That was a dandy.
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10/26/2007 5:46 PM  
yes that was the best one of them all.
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10/29/2007 2:09 PM  
That was a good one
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11/05/2007 6:55 AM  
LOL that was pretty good
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