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MelSue - 
Forum Administrator
Record Book
Metamora, Illinois
 | | 10/05/2007 9:34 AM |
| There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase it's sales,
so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Kiss with Fill-up."
Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his
Free Kiss.
The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed
correctly, he would get his Free Kiss. The buyer then guessed (8) and the
proprietor said, "No, you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no Free Kiss
this time but maybe next time".
Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in
again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his Free Kiss.
The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the
correct number. The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, "Sorry,
it was (3). You were close but no Free Kiss this time".
As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think that game is
rigged and he doesn't give away Free Kisses". The buddy replied, "No, it's not
rigged -- my wife won twice last week”.  | |
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| jkoehler -
Forum Moderator
Record Book
Kansas
| | 10/05/2007 3:20 PM |
| FUNNY | |
'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.' | |
| cb -
6-Pointer
| | 10/05/2007 5:12 PM |
| | Thats a GOODUN | | | |
| Clarkdawg -
Button Buck
Merrill,WI
| | 10/06/2007 12:07 PM |
| | Wow she must be a mind reader!! | |
"I find the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." Thomas Jefferson | |
| willy -
8-Pointer
Tenn
| | 10/09/2007 9:16 AM |
| | where is this county? I aint lettin' my wife buy gas there | |
Hillbilly Willy
Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it | |
| mcraddock -
6-Pointer
Possum Kingdom, SC
| | 10/11/2007 12:32 AM |
| | Picking on us rednecks again, huh ? LOL , that was very funny !! | | | |
| BOWHUNTER -
4-Pointer
Missouri
| | 10/14/2007 3:35 PM |
| | that was funny . | |
GIT-R-DONE | |
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