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mcraddock - 
6-Pointer
Possum Kingdom, SC
 | | 09/18/2007 6:44 PM |
| Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden
and a Texas engineer are all working together one day and they come
across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is
three wishes in total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son
will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the
land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want
a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no
infidels, Americans or Australians can come into our precious state."
POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's
eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Texas Engineer says, "I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet
high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing
can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The Texas Engineer sits down, cracks a beer,
smiles and says, "Fill it with water"
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| tubby -
Record Book
Moundville,Alabama
| | 09/18/2007 8:45 PM |
| | OH YEAh !!! That is a good one! | |
Tubby
The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22 | |
| stillframe -
Button Buck
SC
| | 09/18/2007 8:56 PM |
| | Simple and sadistic, I like it ! I was looking forward to someone making a giant sheet of glass, but a giant fishin hole sounds much more usefull ! | | | |
| MelSue -
Forum Administrator
Record Book
Metamora, Illinois
| | 09/18/2007 9:23 PM |
| | Right On | |
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| overhill -
4-Pointer
N.J.
| | 09/19/2007 7:04 AM |
| Yep!  | | | |
| r_rayjr -
4-Pointer
Council Bluffs, Iowa
| | 09/19/2007 7:56 AM |
| | YEP!!! I heard that one before!!! Puts a smile to my face every time though... | |
Ronald Lee Ray Jr.
rrjr11@cox.net
Disabled Navy Veteran | |
| kcgrill -
Button Buck
| | 09/19/2007 9:03 AM |
| | Sweeeeeet !!! | | | |
| Clarkdawg -
Button Buck
Merrill,WI
| | 09/19/2007 11:56 AM |
| | Hope they know how to swim | |
"I find the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." Thomas Jefferson | |
| BOWHUNTER -
4-Pointer
Missouri
| | 09/20/2007 6:28 PM |
| | yeah that was good . hope they know how to swim. | |
GIT-R-DONE | |
| cb -
6-Pointer
| | 09/20/2007 7:02 PM |
| | Very funny and I hope they DON'T know how to swim | | | |
| Firepoggy -
4-Pointer
Central Iowa
| | 09/29/2007 10:16 PM |
| | Ca it be salt water? | |
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