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07/23/2008 1:53 PM  

USRSF

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These South Carolina boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

 

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

Chris Adams
Now therefore, please take your weapons, your quiver and your bow, and go out to the field and hunt game for me. -Geneis 27:3
Protect your hunting rights, "Spay or neuter a liberal."
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07/23/2008 7:46 PM  
nice.. i can relate
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11/24/2008 8:19 PM  
Is this by invitation only or can anyone join? Sounds like a good time to me. LOL Not from SOuth Carolina though. Will KY work?
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