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jkoehler - 
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Record Book
Kansas
 | | 02/18/2008 5:44 PM |
| A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are
all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never ever told a lie.'
'Incredible!' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Honest Abe told only two lies in his entire Life.'
'Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?' asked the man.
'Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'
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'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.' | |
| tubby -
Record Book
Moundville,Alabama
| | 02/18/2008 6:10 PM |
|   Now that's funny | |
Tubby
The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22 | |
| pizzaman17 -
4-Pointer
McIntyre,Pa.
| | 02/18/2008 8:48 PM |
|    Very Funny LOL. | | | |
| MelSue -
Forum Administrator
Record Book
Metamora, Illinois
| | 02/18/2008 9:17 PM |
| | Loved that one... Definitely will pass this one on. | |
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