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Urimaginaryfrnd - 
Button Buck
Tree Stand #8 hanging on for deer life
 | | 10/14/2007 8:39 PM |
| >Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answerYesterday I was buying a large
>bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about
>to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.On impulse, I told her
>that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet
>again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital
>last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
>care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
>arms.I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
>that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
>eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
>nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.(I have to mention
>here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my
>story.)Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
>food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish
>Setter's ass and a car hit us both.I thought the guy behind her was going
>to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.WAL-MART won't let me shop
>there anymore!!! | |
THUNDERHEAD 125
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| MelSue -
Forum Administrator
Record Book
Metamora, Illinois
| | 10/15/2007 1:29 AM |
| | Heard It... Still Love It. | |
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| cb -
6-Pointer
| | 10/15/2007 4:18 PM |
| | Still funny tho! | | | |
| willy -
8-Pointer
Tenn
| | 10/16/2007 7:01 AM |
| oh no not wal-mart again
very funny loved it
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Hillbilly Willy
Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it | |
| jkoehler -
Forum Moderator
Record Book
Kansas
| | 10/17/2007 3:48 AM |
|  thats a good one, & heres your sign !!!!! | |
'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.' | |
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