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jkoehler - 
Forum Moderator
Record Book
Kansas
 | | 10/04/2007 4:26 AM |
| Hymn #365
This is a hoot, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song
leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
Smile, life is too short not to !!
If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.
See you at the
river
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| MelSue -
Forum Administrator
Record Book
Metamora, Illinois
| | 10/04/2007 5:58 AM |
| | Amen.... LOL | |
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| tubby -
Record Book
Moundville,Alabama
| | 10/04/2007 6:57 AM |
| | TRUE,liked it. | |
Tubby
The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22 | |
| pjk8867 -
Button Buck
Utah
| | 10/06/2007 3:28 PM |
| I e-mailed that joke to everyone I know. Very Funny
Thank you for the laugh.
PJK | |
May the hunting Gods be with you. | |
| BOWHUNTER -
4-Pointer
Missouri
| | 10/14/2007 3:38 PM |
| | that was good. | |
GIT-R-DONE | |
| Muskiefisher -
Button Buck
| | 10/15/2007 8:27 PM |
| | Thats a good one. To bad he didnt say Rum and I would be at that river in a heart beat | | | |
| overhill -
4-Pointer
N.J.
| | 10/16/2007 7:56 PM |
| Them fish in that river must be a joy to catch. | | | |
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