Little Mary Pat had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give
so she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE KITTENS' next to
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up
with a policeman on a motorcycle in front.
The cars all stopped and
a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. It's President Obama.
'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?' he asked.
'Kittens' Little Mary Pat says. 'They're so small, their eyes are not even
'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked.
'Democrats' says Little Mary Pat.
The tall man smiled,
returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity,
President. Obama called his Press Manager and told him about the little
and the kittens.
It was planned that they would return the next day,
have all the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.
The next day, Little Mary Pat is standing out on the corner with her
box of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big motorcade of black
cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, BET and CNN
but no FOX for some reason..
Everyone had their cameras ready and
then, President. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Mary
'Now, don't be frightened,' he said, 'I just want you to tell all
these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today.'
'Yes sir,' Mary Pat said, 'They are all REPUBLICAN kittens.'
Taken by surprise, President Obama said, 'But yesterday, you told me that
they were DEMOCRATS.'
Little Mary Pat says, 'Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open.'