Some Thoughts for the Day
Last Post 09 Jul 2009 04:42 PM by doeslayer. 4 Replies.
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08 Jan 2009 01:40 PM  
Life is sexually transmitted.


Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows, but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration. <!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
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09 Jan 2009 03:24 AM  
like that one
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18 Jan 2009 03:39 PM  
Amen,,Awesome words to think about CB.
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22 Jan 2009 01:21 AM  
I dont get it CB.
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09 Jul 2009 04:42 PM  
that was great
wake me up early, be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray.


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