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Last Post 24 Jan 2009 08:23 PM by cb. 0 Replies.
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24 Jan 2009 08:23 PM  
Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along
they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are
amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole, I can't even
see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is? The second hunter says, "I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom." The first hunter says "There's this old transmission here, give me a
hand and we'll l throw it in and see".
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and
two and three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there
listening and looking over the edge when they hear a rustling in the brush behind
them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush,
run up to the hole with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst. While
they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole,
and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer
walks up.
"Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen
to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were
just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the
bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole
here!"
And the old farmer said "Why that's impossible, I had him
chained to a transmission"!
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