this was an actual add i found on the internet!!!
Rare opportunity. Used Firewood!
Mostly maple from a tree a friend had taken down. Was stacked up out back when the lot next door caught fire, then came to visit. About 1/2 cord or so charred but still substantial amount of wood left. If you don't mind the mess it would be great for a bonfire or similar. Fire department extinguished it with aqueous foam. They assured me it's safe, basically just soapy water. (I'm not gonna cook over it, but you're welcome to try!)