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Barracks Doors Are Open
Last Post 28 Aug 2008 06:00 PM by rebel deer hunter. 3 Replies.
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Chris
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24 Jul 2008 03:40 PM  
A woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is undone. The woman kindly says" excuse me sir, but your barracks doors are open".

Not having a clue what the woman was talking about he continued shopping. A few moments later another customer approached the man and explained that his zipper was undone. The man zipped up and continued his shopping. At the checkout he ran into the woman who originally informed him of his zipper.

He decides to play into her unusual comment; "excuse me maam, when you noticed my barracks door was open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at full attention?"

The woman responded by saying " no, all I saw was a disabled vet sitting on two duffle bags"
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27 Jul 2008 12:21 PM  
Great joke Fred!
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21 Aug 2008 05:09 AM  
I DONT GIT IT!
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28 Aug 2008 06:00 PM  
lol that was a good one
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