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18 Feb 2008 11:44 PM  
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are
all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never ever told a lie.'

'Incredible!' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Honest Abe told only two lies in his entire Life.'

'Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?' asked the man.

'Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'
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19 Feb 2008 12:10 AM  
  Now that's funny
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19 Feb 2008 02:48 AM  
 Very Funny LOL.
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19 Feb 2008 03:17 AM  
Loved that one... Definitely will pass this one on.
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