hoody06
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| 20 Dec 2007 03:27 AM |
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FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and
says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then .."
He sighed................
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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secondchance
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| 20 Dec 2007 03:41 AM |
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 ouch that one hurt  , but it is funny. |
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MelSue
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| 20 Dec 2007 05:56 AM |
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Oh Darn I've been working on that same puzzle... : ( I guess I need a boyfriend for some guidance. |
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Firepoggy
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| 25 Dec 2007 09:02 PM |
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HA |
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mc6528
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| 26 Dec 2007 04:37 PM |
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Now I'm not one to gossip, BUT, I heard tell that Mel's was from a bottle!  |
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Conner Spohn
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| 26 Dec 2007 05:12 PM |
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I dont git it.  |
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droptine06
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| 04 Feb 2008 03:09 PM |
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Posted By overhill on 12/26/2007 11:12 AM
I dont git it.
you never do |
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Hillbilly Willy
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the one
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| 26 Feb 2008 08:30 PM |
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thats the best on yet |
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SHADOW HUNTER
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| 02 Jun 2008 02:38 PM |
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Thats a good one |
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rebel deer hunter
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| 07 Jun 2008 05:51 PM |
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lol I knew thats what it would be as soon as I read it was a tiger, good one |
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homemedic73
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| 20 Nov 2008 01:30 AM |
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LOL That has to be one of the best blonde jokes I have heard . |
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homemedic73
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| 20 Nov 2008 01:31 AM |
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Posted By homemedic73 on 11/19/2008 7:30 PM
LOL That has to be one of the best blonde jokes I have heard .
Stupid Hurts |
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cory
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| 04 Mar 2009 07:42 PM |
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LOL  |
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