jkoehler
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Buckmaster
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| 12 Nov 2007 03:52 AM |
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When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women."
"I want all the women to report to St.Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here." |
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'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.' |
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bigbuckdowngrandpa
Button Buck
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| 12 Nov 2007 10:54 AM |
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GOOD GOOD JOKE LOL  :p |
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MelSue
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Buckmaster
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| 13 Nov 2007 12:55 AM |
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Amen and Hallelujah.... Loved This |
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tubby
Buckmaster
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| 13 Nov 2007 03:48 AM |
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That was very funny,now my side hurts !!! |
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Tubby
The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22 |
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droptine06
Buckmaster
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| 13 Nov 2007 01:10 PM |
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hmmmm |
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Hillbilly Willy
Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it |
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secondchance
6 Point
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| 14 Nov 2007 12:49 AM |
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oky doky, that is funny. |
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jr32560
Button Buck
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| 16 Nov 2007 12:47 AM |
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that's funny I don't care who you are |
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Butch
Button Buck
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| 22 Nov 2007 12:04 AM |
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LOL |
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| For whosoever shall call upon the name of the LORD shall be saved. |
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