a few years ago a rich man told his wife,
when I die bury all my money with me,
it's mine and I'm taking it with me,
well, sure enough the rich man died,
as his family and friends were at the funeral home,
they talked about how rich he was and how he had told his wife to bury his money with him,
some time after the funeral someone ask his wife,
you didn't really bury the money with him did you?
she said yes,
I wrote a check and put it in his casket just before we burried him.
