The Silent Treatment
> >A man and his wife were having some problems at home
> >And were giving each other the silent treatment.
> >Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to
> >wake him
> >At 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.
> >Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
> >piece of paper,
> >'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
> >The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
> >had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife
> >hadn' t wakened him,
> >when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
> >The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
> >Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests