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Last Post 04 Aug 2007 03:28 AM by Firepoggy. 9 Replies.
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20 Jul 2007 06:29 AM  
The Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten
million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in
the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear
anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10&n bsp;
million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The
Godfather tells the lawyer "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled
from me is."

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The
attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and
says, "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you
if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the nerve to pull the
trigger."

Don't you just love lawyers
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20 Jul 2007 12:14 PM  
Yep! goodin. That means, cousin Enzo and i had better skip town in a hurry.
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20 Jul 2007 03:56 PM  
Need a ride ?
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20 Jul 2007 08:52 PM  
Posted By tubby on 07/20/2007 9:56 AM
Need a ride ?

Yep! Meetcha at the OK corral.
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21 Jul 2007 03:21 AM  
Lawyers will do it everytime
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22 Jul 2007 12:58 AM  
sad but very true.
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22 Jul 2007 05:24 PM  
That there is a good one. Think i will learn sign language.
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22 Jul 2007 07:11 PM  
lol
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25 Jul 2007 01:26 PM  
lol
go Dale Jr. #88
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04 Aug 2007 03:28 AM  
That was great
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