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Last Post 24 Feb 2008 06:21 PM by MelSue. 294 Replies.

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mcraddock

Buckmaster

Posts:627

01 Nov 2007 12:47 AM
I know Turkulese started the original post of "The greatest hunting story of all time" so I wanna give him credit for this. But I wanted to change the format a little and ask folks to add one sentence to the story at a time. You will be amazaed at how the story will unfold. But please, one sentence per post and keep it clean. Feel free to use names and take the story in whatever direction your heart desires.

mcraddock

Buckmaster

Posts:627

01 Nov 2007 12:49 AM
It was a cold morning with frost on the ground.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

01 Nov 2007 02:50 AM
Dylan and I started to our stand,located in a hardwood bottom.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

mcraddock

Buckmaster

Posts:627

01 Nov 2007 02:55 AM
Half way to the stand, I had to stop and pee from all the coffee I had drank.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

01 Nov 2007 03:00 AM
So,I decided to pee in the creek to cover the scent.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

mcraddock

Buckmaster

Posts:627

01 Nov 2007 03:03 AM
But I accidently slipped on the edge of the bank and fell right into the water!

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

01 Nov 2007 04:07 AM
Man,was the water cold !!

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

jkoehler
Forum Moderator

Buckmaster

Posts:830

01 Nov 2007 06:19 AM
I managed to climb out of the creek.

'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.'

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

01 Nov 2007 01:44 PM
man I wanted to build a fire to dry my clothes

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

01 Nov 2007 02:34 PM
Dylan laughed really hard

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

jkoehler
Forum Moderator

Buckmaster

Posts:830

01 Nov 2007 08:22 PM
So I pushed him in the creek

'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.'

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

01 Nov 2007 11:07 PM
After drying our clothes,we went to our stand and waited on daylight.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

jkoehler
Forum Moderator

Buckmaster

Posts:830

02 Nov 2007 05:39 AM
all around us we could hear the sounds of another day awakining.

'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.'

mcraddock

Buckmaster

Posts:627

02 Nov 2007 06:23 AM
I could hear faint footsteps in the leaves behind me.

slawman

8 Point

Posts:382

02 Nov 2007 11:12 AM
They were getting closer.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

02 Nov 2007 08:45 PM
My heart started to race as the buck stepped out.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

8 Point

Posts:414

02 Nov 2007 11:41 PM
Then I noticed a Leprechaun riding on his back

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

03 Nov 2007 12:43 AM
When the little guy got close enough,I clubed him and asked where is the gold?

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

03 Nov 2007 01:37 AM
but laughing wildly he he said you fool there is no gold

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

slawman

8 Point

Posts:382

03 Nov 2007 02:09 AM
and I'm not a leprachan...I'm an elf trying get rudolf back to the north pole, he does this everytime the rut kicks in.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

03 Nov 2007 02:30 AM
Bang goes the 270 !

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

04 Nov 2007 12:45 PM
but elves have magical powers and they protected rudolph, the bullet just hung in mid air

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

8 Point

Posts:414

04 Nov 2007 01:44 PM
The bullet turned to gold and fell on the multicolored autunm leaves the covered the ground.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

04 Nov 2007 06:12 PM
As all this happened,alot of colorful words also filled the air.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

mcraddock

Buckmaster

Posts:627

06 Nov 2007 12:51 AM
Then the elf used his powers to turn Tubby's .270 into a hoola-hoop for trying to kill him.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

06 Nov 2007 01:42 AM
Then Tubby ran home crying while Dylan and the rest of the party sat laughing.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

06 Nov 2007 01:54 PM
the elf told Dylan I am going to reward you with much wealth

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

06 Nov 2007 10:05 PM
Cool, now I will be able to buy a new rifle !

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Turkulese

6 Point

Posts:102

07 Nov 2007 02:24 AM
(Then Turkulese came and peed on this story and Mcraddock for stealing his idea. Just kidding Mcraddock... I was actually going to switch to this format after we finished the other story. WAY TOO MUCH CONFUSION. Glad you made the move. Here's my real sentence..........) Soooooo with his new found wealth Dylan headed off to Cabela's.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

07 Nov 2007 03:06 AM
He went and bought a shiney Browning A-Bolt 270 WSM.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Turkulese

6 Point

Posts:102

07 Nov 2007 04:09 AM
After much research he decided to upgrade so he went to the local pawn shop and bought a Winchester.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

07 Nov 2007 12:29 PM
Once again sitting in the stand on that cold frosty morning,he hears s deer walking down the trail.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

07 Nov 2007 06:49 PM
and BOOM Dylan looks at his trophy 14 pointer with a grin from ear to ear wishing his dad could kill one too

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

07 Nov 2007 06:55 PM
(now that would make my me the happiest dad ever) On the way to the 4 wheeler,we ran into willy and asked if he would take some pics.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

07 Nov 2007 06:58 PM
( willy don't know how to use the new cameras ) he said he would get his daughter Crystal to take them

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

mcraddock

Buckmaster

Posts:627

08 Nov 2007 12:55 AM
(thanks for understanding Turkulese !) While Crystal took some pictures of the lucky father/son team, Willy snuck a peak into Tubby's backpack and saw a big pack of cotton balls.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

08 Nov 2007 01:31 AM
I explained that I apply code blue and drop them strategicly around my stand.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

mcraddock

Buckmaster

Posts:627

08 Nov 2007 08:43 AM
But that wasn't all that Willy found in Tubby's backpack, there was something else under the cotton balls.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

08 Nov 2007 04:31 PM
It was a peice of paper with SANTA'S phone number

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

08 Nov 2007 05:41 PM
but willy has already killed rudalph and santa can't fly without him

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

08 Nov 2007 11:59 PM
That is Ok,because willy had a fine mount on his living room wall.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

mcraddock

Buckmaster

Posts:627

09 Nov 2007 12:39 AM
The taxidermist had fun putting the red light in the nose of Willy's new mount, but Santa did think it was funny at all !

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

09 Nov 2007 01:04 AM
As mad as Santa was,he had no choice but to call Rudoplh's cousin Leroy.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

09 Nov 2007 05:13 PM
who is now the new number one on willy's hit list

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

09 Nov 2007 11:33 PM
Now mcraddock sit watching the cut over waiting on ol' mossy horn to walk out.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

10 Nov 2007 02:30 PM
when suddenly his eyes became very wide, as he had seen a movementin the brush

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

10 Nov 2007 04:11 PM
A massive 12 point walked out.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

jkoehler
Forum Moderator

Buckmaster

Posts:830

11 Nov 2007 02:55 AM
He was walking strait to his stand

'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.'

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

11 Nov 2007 04:17 AM
but the leprachan was sitting in the middle of his horns singing this song

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

jkoehler
Forum Moderator

Buckmaster

Posts:830

11 Nov 2007 06:02 AM
As he got closer I could hear it was the Buckmasters Song.

'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.'

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

11 Nov 2007 01:58 PM
And he was bringing all of us nice little boys and girls a scak full of hunting goodies.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

11 Nov 2007 03:44 PM
but mccraddock raised his rifle anyway

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

11 Nov 2007 08:18 PM
and said "Hold it right there elf !I want my goodies first !"

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

jkoehler
Forum Moderator

Buckmaster

Posts:830

11 Nov 2007 11:38 PM
The leprachan let out a big laugh & said You have to catch me first

'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.'

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

12 Nov 2007 12:01 AM
Now the chase is on !

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

12 Nov 2007 02:06 AM
so they take off down thru the creek and mccraddock falls in head first

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

12 Nov 2007 04:07 AM
and comes up with the little guy.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

jkoehler
Forum Moderator

Buckmaster

Posts:830

12 Nov 2007 07:15 AM
The little leprachan started kicking & screaming " UNHAND ME I SAY"

'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.'

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

12 Nov 2007 09:38 PM
just then tubby came running down the side of the creek and jumped in with them joining the fight

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

mcraddock

Buckmaster

Posts:627

12 Nov 2007 11:40 PM
By then, the leprechan had mcraddock in a headlock and was trying poke him in the eyes with his stubby little fingers. (How did I get dragged into this ? !!! LOL !! )

Turkulese

6 Point

Posts:102

12 Nov 2007 11:51 PM
So tubby, being the manliest of men, took out his cell-phone and dialed 911.

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

13 Nov 2007 12:12 PM
but of corse since it was the new at t the call was droped

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

14 Nov 2007 12:18 AM
After all the dust settled,tubby and mcraddock beat the leprechan and got their hunting stuff back.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

14 Nov 2007 06:49 PM
black and blue they walked toward the truck, but were being followed by

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

14 Nov 2007 09:58 PM
a few of the leprechans cousins.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

15 Nov 2007 06:22 PM
they were almost there when all of a sudden

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

15 Nov 2007 07:32 PM
The little leprechans said,"Hold On,we would like to thank you two for stopping our cousin.He was evil."

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

16 Nov 2007 01:19 PM
they got in the truck, but the evil lepechan had beat them to it and was hideing behind the seat

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

mcraddock

Buckmaster

Posts:627

20 Nov 2007 11:23 PM
About that time, Willy shows up with his Pit Bull and turns him loose on the evil leprechaun.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

20 Nov 2007 11:54 PM
Willy yells "Get'em REd !"

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

21 Nov 2007 04:55 PM
Red jump's in the truck and the fight is on again

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

24 Nov 2007 12:42 AM
Willy just stood there singin "come on sombody why do't you run Ol red's ichin to have a little fun"

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

24 Nov 2007 01:35 AM
It was a short fight,ol' red took care of the evil little bugger !

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

24 Nov 2007 11:27 PM
Just then the band of Leprechans came form near and far, Shouting..........

stillframe

Button Buck

Posts:44

28 Nov 2007 02:12 AM
"We will now reward you all with the gift of perfect aim!"

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

28 Nov 2007 03:08 AM
Willy and Tubby thanked the leprecahns and started home.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

stillframe

Button Buck

Posts:44

28 Nov 2007 04:33 PM
When they got home they remembered mcraddock was still stuck in the creek!

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

28 Nov 2007 06:52 PM
We started back to get mcraddock when he came around the road with a huge 12 point in his truck.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

mcraddock

Buckmaster

Posts:627

29 Nov 2007 02:48 AM
Too bad it was actually the game wardens decoy robo-deer!

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

29 Nov 2007 03:08 AM
(was trying to help you out mcraddock LOL) So tubby and willy drove down to the jail and bailed their friend out.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

mcraddock

Buckmaster

Posts:627

29 Nov 2007 03:19 AM
( Ha ha lol ,thanks tubby, I have a knack for getting in trouble though) Tubby and willy begged the game warden to give mcraddock's gun and gear back to him, but the game warden said that they had to do a little favor for him first.

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

29 Nov 2007 03:38 AM
I want you to find the band of leprechans and get me the gift of perfect aim too.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

29 Nov 2007 04:09 AM
So,off willy,tubby and mcraddock to find the little leprecahns.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

stillframe

Button Buck

Posts:44

29 Nov 2007 08:49 PM
When they got to the woods all they could see was little bitty climbing stands in the tree tops.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

30 Nov 2007 12:24 AM
So we yelled up to the leprechans"we need to talk"

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

30 Nov 2007 03:21 AM
The head leprechan came down the tree and said "now is not the time for talking, can't you see we are Hunting..............."

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

30 Nov 2007 03:27 AM
We all asked,"what are we hunting?"

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

30 Nov 2007 03:37 AM
"why the Flying,antlered buck squerrl of course" said the Leprechan leader.

stillframe

Button Buck

Posts:44

30 Nov 2007 03:41 AM
"We're hunting squirrels, deadliest beast known to leprechans" he said.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

30 Nov 2007 03:43 AM
Look out McSquizzy here we come.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

stillframe

Button Buck

Posts:44

30 Nov 2007 03:53 AM
(oops... little slow on my last post) "Your perfect aim will only last for one shot and you want to waste it on a squirrel?" asked the leprechan.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

30 Nov 2007 10:44 PM
The three friend looked at one another and said,"the warden is not gonna like this."

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

01 Dec 2007 03:03 PM
so they go back and tell the warden and in his anger he threw them all in jail and said see how many deer you kill from here

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

01 Dec 2007 06:31 PM
"Fellas,how do we get out of this ?"asked Tubby

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

mcraddock

Buckmaster

Posts:627

01 Dec 2007 10:02 PM
Just then the earth began to rumble and the walls in the cell cracked apart, giving just enough room for the thinnest of the three to squezze out and make a run for it ( I'm guessing Willy... LOL ).

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

02 Dec 2007 07:50 PM
So ouot willy goes .....and brings back a truck with a winch and says"hey guys hook the cable up".

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

03 Dec 2007 01:20 AM
And just as they got the cable hooked up and the bars pulled away, Who shows up but the haed leprechaun Mr. McSquizzy.......

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

03 Dec 2007 03:10 AM
He wiggle his ears and poof "You are free "

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

03 Dec 2007 06:05 PM
so they all ran as fast as they could, yelling catch me if you can ha ha ( you guy's will probably out run me since I can't run )

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

stillframe

Button Buck

Posts:44

03 Dec 2007 11:11 PM
The warden jumps in the truck Willy left behind for some reason and flies down the trail after them.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

03 Dec 2007 11:27 PM
But the three seem to have escaped into the woods.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

stillframe

Button Buck

Posts:44

04 Dec 2007 05:04 PM
When the group was sure they had lost the warden, mcraddock sat on a stump and cried uncontrollably over the loss of his hunting gear.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

05 Dec 2007 02:38 AM
Willy and tubby said "Don't worry bud,we will get your stuff back." We will get the leprechans to help."

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

05 Dec 2007 03:10 AM
So the trio headed off in search of McSquizzy and the His Band of Leprechauns.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

07 Dec 2007 01:10 AM
They find the leprecahn village and sit down to enjoy a meal and talk to McSquizzy.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

08 Dec 2007 04:04 PM
McSquizzy say's I'll give you your gear if you will kill the evil horned squirrell and all his brother's, so off they go in serch of the squirrell creature's.

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

09 Dec 2007 02:37 AM
So the trio set out with 22's and a 17HMR to do the deed.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

09 Dec 2007 04:40 AM
These squierrl's are pretty hard core so Willy says I'm taking my 12 ga. over and under with 00 buck shot too.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

10 Dec 2007 12:21 AM
The three started out,slipping down a trail in the hardwoods.WAM goes willie's 12 ga,down goes one .

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

10 Dec 2007 02:39 PM
it was only a spike, looking at the others willy says, it's not the leader of the creatures so let's keep going

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

10 Dec 2007 11:05 PM
About a 100 yards down the traill Tubby's 17 barks twice and two more of the little buggers go down.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

12 Dec 2007 05:21 PM
Even after taking those two, the natorius DROP TINE squarrel popped up......

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

12 Dec 2007 11:58 PM
Then mcraddock opened up with his 10/22.....what carnage dead squirrels every where.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

15 Dec 2007 01:20 AM
But wait the notorios drop tine squierrl is still climbing up the the big oak ans was about to slip away when *BOOM* goes Willie's 12 ga. And Ol' Drop horns goes POOF into a cloud of dust.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

15 Dec 2007 03:51 AM
Now the leprecahns are rejoicing and their leader gives mcraddock back his gear.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

17 Dec 2007 02:29 AM
The only problem was the leprecahns had shrunck mcraddocks gun to the size of a ........

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

17 Dec 2007 11:26 PM
.....pea shooter !

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

18 Dec 2007 06:06 PM
now having a gun that was only about as good to hunt with as ......

droptine06

Buckmaster

Posts:614

21 Dec 2007 11:33 PM
a sling shot

Hillbilly Willy Today is the day the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad in it

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

22 Dec 2007 03:27 AM
So instead of being mad,they all headed off to Bass Pro to get new gear.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

24 Dec 2007 01:48 AM
When they arrived at the BASS PRO SHOPS the guy behind the counter said he couldn't .....

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

24 Dec 2007 03:56 AM
..........think of a better place to replace your gear.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

mcraddock

Buckmaster

Posts:627

26 Dec 2007 09:16 AM
Optomistically, mcraddock shouldered one of the new Browning A-bolts.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

26 Dec 2007 11:22 PM
"What caliber do you want ?"asked the sales person,"we are having a sale on all of the A bolts".

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

03 Jan 2008 06:54 PM
At that point willy and the boys started to dig into their pockets only to discover........

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

04 Jan 2008 12:27 AM
.....that they were a few bucks short,until newhunter stepped up.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

04 Jan 2008 01:28 PM
And said How much more you fellas gonna need?

trigger

Button Buck

Posts:31

04 Jan 2008 03:23 PM
willy says ,"between the three of us , we have 175 dollars and 52 cents"

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

04 Jan 2008 03:33 PM
well I can put in my 2 cents........

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

05 Jan 2008 02:30 AM
So Mac tells the salesman that they only have $175.54. But the salesman says the a-bolts are on sale for $180.00..........

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

05 Jan 2008 03:19 PM
so they ask the salesman will you take an I.O.U, and the salesman ..........

trigger

Button Buck

Posts:31

07 Jan 2008 05:32 PM
replied, are you married, do you

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

08 Jan 2008 12:03 AM
my marrage has been one big I.O.U., ah hell well go to Cabeles they are........

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

08 Jan 2008 11:00 PM
.....some what cheaper.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

09 Jan 2008 01:15 AM
and so the guys headed to the door only to realize ......

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

10 Jan 2008 07:52 PM
...someone had picked their pockets !

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

12 Jan 2008 11:12 PM
As the guys franticly looked around they noticed the leprechans under the hunting jackets laughing,playing with the money, so .............

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

13 Jan 2008 04:34 AM
They snuck up on em and..........

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

13 Jan 2008 04:11 PM
tried to trap the leader in one of the jackets,with the leprechan kicking and screaming, then POOF ......

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

14 Jan 2008 02:28 PM
The head Leprechaun showed up and recognized the the guys and told his people to give back the money because these folks helped them ........

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

14 Jan 2008 11:26 PM
.......the guys thanked the head leprechan and started back in to buy mcraddock's new 270 WSM.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

15 Jan 2008 03:57 PM
Then mcraddock trip over willy trying to get to the guns and their money scattered everywhere,now all the guys ......

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

15 Jan 2008 11:39 PM
(we sure would a mess if we got togther) .....were scrambling for the money.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

16 Jan 2008 03:40 AM
But a big gust of wind came up outa the west and Blew the Paper money . The Boys gathered it all except for a fifty which was stuck up in an old Pine tree............

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

16 Jan 2008 08:35 PM
.........Tubby asked "Who is the best at climbing?I scared of heights"

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

19 Jan 2008 04:17 PM
So, pizzaman17 started up the tree,just as he went to reach for the fifty he slipped and went spread eagle on the branch he was standing on, the rest of the guys below started.........

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

19 Jan 2008 07:27 PM
...yelling for him to hang on,while they found something soft for him to land on.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

19 Jan 2008 11:34 PM
So they began making a pile with leaves,getting the pile nearly 4 ft high.Pizzaman17 finaly fell on to the leaves holding himself and rolling around ............

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

20 Jan 2008 03:12 AM
.......in a cloud of leaves,he came up with the $50.00

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

20 Jan 2008 04:08 AM
"Hey thaks for the soft landing fellas," said Pizzaman, But we better hurry Cause Cabellas is gonna be closing soon..............

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

20 Jan 2008 03:31 PM
......in a rush the guys head back to Cabellas,only to find out.........

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

20 Jan 2008 04:40 PM
the store was completely sold out of firearms,everything from bb guns to ak47's were gone, the salesperson started to explain...........

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

20 Jan 2008 05:07 PM
........then the manager came up and said "we just happen to have 1 left in the back,hope you don't mind that it has a synthetic stock."

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

21 Jan 2008 04:06 AM
"Nope not a bit,in fact I prefer it,They are lighter and you don't hafta worry about scratches" Mac Said, " Question is how much $?"..............

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

21 Jan 2008 04:19 AM
......the manager said,"for all your trouble,I'll sell it to you for...........

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

21 Jan 2008 04:58 AM
"$150.00" So Mac said,"sold,don't bother wrapping it up we got some more huntin to do" So of they go in search of more large game.......

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

21 Jan 2008 02:04 PM
So the group headed down to Tubby's neck of the woods in search of another big buck.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

21 Jan 2008 10:00 PM
Once they arrived at the woods,which is over 50 miles from Cabelas the boy realized they forgot the .........

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

21 Jan 2008 10:40 PM
Ammo............

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

22 Jan 2008 01:34 AM
Tubby said "don't worry,I can get some from my Dad."

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

22 Jan 2008 04:08 AM
so off they went to tubby's Dad's for some ammo,On their way they saw a really big buck!!!!!!.....

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

22 Jan 2008 04:15 AM
Now we know where to start !

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

22 Jan 2008 04:25 AM
So they arrive at tubby's Dads,and they tell him about the Big Buck, and he Says I know that buck I'll come with you,So I can show you Youngins How It's done.............

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

22 Jan 2008 01:15 PM
So off the group goes,when they arrive Tubby's Dad puts them all on stands .

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

22 Jan 2008 07:31 PM
After just a few moments on stand Willy notices some movement, out from behind a tree steps a MONSTER ............

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

23 Jan 2008 02:35 AM
.......... sized coyote.(Got lead things on a bit)

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

23 Jan 2008 04:24 AM
With the head leprechan riding on it back. Willy shouted out ..........

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

23 Jan 2008 04:26 AM
So willy takes aim,and just before he squeezes the trigger he thinks to himself , Can I shoot this, Or is it ileagal here?..................So he lets it go.............

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

23 Jan 2008 03:46 PM
Tubby yells over the radio,"wait,the leprechan may be leading that big buck to you."

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

23 Jan 2008 10:01 PM
As the leprechan leads the coyote toward Willy,newhunter stands above him with the video camera running,and whispers to Willy............

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

23 Jan 2008 11:54 PM
......"watch the little rascal,he could be up to some trick !"

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

24 Jan 2008 03:02 AM
while newhunter and willy were wacthing the leprechan and coyote, tubby was posted up in a ground blind near by and noticed the leprechan was carrying ............

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

24 Jan 2008 03:39 AM
.....a big bag of corn !

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

24 Jan 2008 04:03 PM
Tubby began to wonder what the corn was for, his curiosity got the best of him and he jumped out of the ground blind ...............

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

24 Jan 2008 05:21 PM
.........and followed the leprechan to a small clearing where he was putting the corn.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

24 Jan 2008 11:45 PM
Into a pile in the middle of the opening,So tubby went to him and asked what r u doin?.........

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

25 Jan 2008 12:29 AM
"don't you know that is illegal here in Alabama?"

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

25 Jan 2008 04:40 AM
the leprechan laughed and said not for me,how do you think I got all of you boys to follow me around.,with a tip of his hat the leprechan smiled and vanished leaving all the guys wondering.............

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

25 Jan 2008 02:29 PM
Frustrated and angry tubby and pizzaman starts back to thier stands.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

26 Jan 2008 02:15 AM
As they are walking they catch up to Willy and newhunter, and start asking how this went from a relaxing hunt to chasing evil lil leprechans..............

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

26 Jan 2008 03:00 AM
Tubby said,"I don't know,but I thought we had already taken care of that evil little rascal!"

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

26 Jan 2008 03:24 AM
Pizzaman said "we gotta figure out a way to out trick this evil little leprechaun,maybe tubby's dad can help us out".............

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

26 Jan 2008 03:57 AM
So they all headed back to tubby's dads to get some advice. When they arrived tubby's dad was.......

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

26 Jan 2008 04:26 PM
.......building a trap for the rascal.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

26 Jan 2008 07:07 PM
The guys started back to the woods with the trap, when willy asked tubby ...........

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

26 Jan 2008 07:49 PM
"What do we use for bait ?"

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

26 Jan 2008 10:19 PM
There aren't any women out here pizzaman17 added................

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

26 Jan 2008 10:56 PM
"I know how bout a gold dollar",said Willy,"leprechauns a crazy about gold"

Logan

Button Buck

Posts:55

26 Jan 2008 10:57 PM
then we will use these pickles tubby answered

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

27 Jan 2008 12:50 AM
They love pickles,because they are green to !

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

27 Jan 2008 06:48 PM
So they set the trap baited with gold dollars and pickles and set back to wait.........

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

28 Jan 2008 11:53 PM
........as they waited,they ate some fried tender loin and biscuites.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

29 Jan 2008 04:43 AM
Just then the Leprechaun showed up and.............

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

29 Jan 2008 01:05 PM
....and was caught in the trap.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

31 Jan 2008 02:59 PM
"Well we got him",Said Willy "Now how do we get rid of the rascal for good so we can get back to Hunting?"..............

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

31 Jan 2008 05:52 PM
Newhunter said,"I think we should turn him into coyote bait !"

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

01 Feb 2008 02:14 PM
As they guys headed off with the Leprechaun to take care of business and turn him into coyote bait, the Leprechaun started to cry and asked..........

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

01 Feb 2008 03:44 PM
.........if they could just send him back to where he was from.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

02 Feb 2008 02:53 AM
So Willy asked the leprechaun for his Gold,And the Guys used it to ship his little Butt Back to Ireland,But before they did they had him sign an agreement that said he was not allowed to leave the Isle................

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

03 Feb 2008 02:30 AM
........or he would be turned into a rock.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

03 Feb 2008 03:15 AM
just like the travelocity gnome......

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

03 Feb 2008 03:50 AM
...........so,with all that gold Willy asked,"Where do you guys want to hunt ?"

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

03 Feb 2008 04:04 AM
Pizzaman said "how bout we go back after the Bama Bruiser, With tubby's Dad"..........

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

03 Feb 2008 04:13 AM
.........so they headed back to the camp to get ready for the next hunt.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

03 Feb 2008 04:24 AM
When they got to camp they got the fire ready and cook some steaks,then sat down to plan the following days events.......

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

04 Feb 2008 01:12 AM
Tubby said,"I think we should try the cut over in the morning,what do you guys think ?"

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

04 Feb 2008 03:34 AM
"That Sounds good to me",Says Pizzaman. "How do you all want to do this?"

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

04 Feb 2008 02:41 PM
Willy said," I think we should get on the hills so we can see more."

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

05 Feb 2008 05:43 PM
"That sounds like a pretty good plan," Said Mac, "If we don't see anything by noon I'll mosey on down through the thickets nice and slow,Maybe stir something up"

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

05 Feb 2008 10:08 PM
So they all set out for stands located on the hills to watch for the ol' boy to show.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

06 Feb 2008 05:50 AM
Around 10 o'clock the radio came on it was it was tubby "Hey ya'll see anything yet?"

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

06 Feb 2008 01:47 PM
Willy whispered back,"There is on in the sage grass below me,I'm waiting on him to come out."

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

07 Feb 2008 05:20 AM
That ain't no deer it's a...............

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

08 Feb 2008 12:02 AM
....a dang coyote !

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

09 Feb 2008 01:00 AM
Them gosh dang coyotes are gettin big from eatin' those lil hickerbilly leprachauns. So the boys desided to regroup and try to do a little push.........

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

09 Feb 2008 02:21 AM
So that afternoon Tubby and newhunter started a push down one of the hollers and out came.........

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

09 Feb 2008 03:22 AM
a family of skunks,and a ..............

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

09 Feb 2008 05:18 PM
..........a small porcupine !

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

09 Feb 2008 05:35 PM
Tubby got blasted by the skunk, newhunter busted out laughing..........

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

10 Feb 2008 03:23 AM
But outta nowhwere the other skunk sprayed newhunter,he must have spooked it when he started to laugh......

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

10 Feb 2008 03:28 AM
Willy and Pizzaman said "WHEEW ! You boys sure do stink."

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

10 Feb 2008 03:31 AM
"We better get you guys some tomater juice and you can bath away the stench",Said willy

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

10 Feb 2008 02:19 PM
After the getting "skunked" the guys decided to leave Alabama and head to .....

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

10 Feb 2008 04:23 PM
Tennesee......

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

10 Feb 2008 06:32 PM
Willy warned his wife we all were comin' up and she started to laugh. Willy said whats so funny? His wife replied......

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

11 Feb 2008 01:35 AM
"I hope those boys llike to eat,because I'm gonna .......

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

11 Feb 2008 02:15 AM
cook like I'm tryin' to feed an army. But, Willy you gotta make sure your skunky friends ........

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

11 Feb 2008 03:20 AM
.......are all cleaned up,I don't want that smell in the house !

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

12 Feb 2008 12:58 AM
Willy said I'll make them eat outside if I need to. So to Willy's house they went....

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

12 Feb 2008 02:35 AM
........they arrived in time for supper and as they ate,they planned the next days trip.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

12 Feb 2008 04:23 AM
"So What are we gonna hunt?"aksed Pizzaman.......

Olsplittoe

Button Buck

Posts:60

12 Feb 2008 05:02 AM
so the little man clicked his heels and poof he was gone, so we headed on the creek where we discovered......

Olsplittoe

Button Buck

Posts:60

12 Feb 2008 05:43 AM
(Sorry I was on page 4 or something) lets go to the woods a hunt up some tree rats and we can cookem with those......

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

12 Feb 2008 11:09 PM
.....taters and turnip greens !

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

12 Feb 2008 11:40 PM
With all the food cooked and waiting,Willy's wife calls his cell phone to find out where he and the guys are. She asks whats all the noise in the background? Willy replies with..........

Olsplittoe

Button Buck

Posts:60

13 Feb 2008 12:13 AM
thats two tree rats we tied together by the tails, and you ought to see them go. They look like thay are going too.....

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

13 Feb 2008 01:12 AM
play tug-o-war for the rest of their lives. It's funny as hell. Willy told everyone dinner was ready so we headed back to his house with empty bellys and empty tags. On the way we came across.....

Olsplittoe

Button Buck

Posts:60

13 Feb 2008 01:55 AM
..... The GW's jeep, so they took it for stunp jumping ride across the open field to the road that leads to ......

Olsplittoe

Button Buck

Posts:60

13 Feb 2008 01:58 AM
.....the wardens Jeep,so they turned on the red lights and headed across the open field toward the road that leads to the .......

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

13 Feb 2008 04:42 PM
Mudd Bogs Where willy and tubby proceeded to get that jeep really stuck good............

Olsplittoe

Button Buck

Posts:60

13 Feb 2008 05:09 PM
...this was a good thing, cause they were late for dinner so they walked towards home but ran into...

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

13 Feb 2008 05:22 PM
the warden.He started to ask why we all were in such a hurry. Willy said "my wife has made dinner for all of us and we are late". So we all started moving faster then heard pizzaman yell out "HELP" I've......

Olsplittoe

Button Buck

Posts:60

13 Feb 2008 05:31 PM
.....slipped into a ground hog hole and can't get my ......

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

13 Feb 2008 08:09 PM
......foot out !

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

13 Feb 2008 10:03 PM
And the lil bastard is trying to take my boot off! Hurry guys he tickling the daylights out of me. So the rest of the guy try to compose them selves long enough to help pizzaman, but they just couldn't..........

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

13 Feb 2008 10:21 PM
They couldn't get his foot loose so the had to start digging around his foot and finally they got his foot out. Just then they heard the warden yelling cause he found his jeep............

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

14 Feb 2008 12:34 AM
buried up to the axles in cow dung, all the guys gave him a hand getting his truck out. So the warden gave them a ride to Willy's, but on the way...........

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

14 Feb 2008 03:00 AM
...........they had a flat and the guys saw a large oak grove full of squrriels !

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

14 Feb 2008 04:27 PM
So they decided to pop some off and add to the dinner menu.Willy got the first big squrriel, then all the other guys followed along in the tag em and bag em game.

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

14 Feb 2008 11:17 PM
Before long everybody had their limit and was headed to Willy's house

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

16 Feb 2008 03:21 AM
On the way there they saw a field full of turkeys, So they decided that as soon as they ate they would go back to bag a big ole Tom......

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

16 Feb 2008 08:20 PM
but when they got out there they only seen hens. They waited till near dark finaly......

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

16 Feb 2008 10:10 PM
.....a big ol' tom struted right past newnuter's blind......

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Olsplittoe

Button Buck

Posts:60

16 Feb 2008 10:36 PM
... as ol tom strutted by Newhunter wipped out his trusty old double guage 12 barrel and let off a shot, after all the smoke cleard and everone got the sut out of thier eye they were amazed to find that the shot had.....

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

16 Feb 2008 11:18 PM
......plum near took his head off,uh -huh

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

17 Feb 2008 01:03 AM
with the turkey on the ground and everyone happy they head back to Willy's for the night.Where Willy and newhunters wives are waiting (not in such a good mood)...........

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

17 Feb 2008 03:23 AM
....as Willy and newhunter were getting their but chewed out,the others tried to slip out the back,but......

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Olsplittoe

Button Buck

Posts:60

17 Feb 2008 03:25 PM
...but the door was blocked so they had to man up and go right back thru to EYE OF THE STORM where one of the wives said.....

tubby

Buckmaster

Posts:2149

18 Feb 2008 12:10 AM
......"Where do you think ya'll are going ?"

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

18 Feb 2008 06:03 PM
and started to chew the others out, all the guys were on thier knees begging for mercy......... when Willy and newhunter began digging in their pockets, newhunters wife said you can stop looking for your money and credit cards,she looked at willy's wife and said we're going shopping.........

tubby

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18 Feb 2008 06:06 PM
........all the guys said ok,just don't yell any more !

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

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19 Feb 2008 03:03 AM
"wait for me",said pizzaman's wife,as she grabbed pizzaman's wallet on her way by.....

newhunter

12 Point

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19 Feb 2008 02:57 PM
well with the ladies out shopping, the guys had only one thing to do and that was go hunting......... (hope we get back before the ladies) LOL

Mark

8 Point

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19 Feb 2008 11:24 PM
so wat are goin after now fellas?

tubby

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19 Feb 2008 11:51 PM
"Let's go after a few ducks and geese,it's alot of fun",said tubby

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

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20 Feb 2008 03:47 PM
So off they went to the near by pond. pizzaman was the first to pop one off, without a dog for retrieving tubby was nominated to be the retreiver..........

Mark

8 Point

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20 Feb 2008 06:35 PM
"Hey this is pretty fun " Hollered Pizzaman "Hey willy there goes one over your head"

newhunter

12 Point

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20 Feb 2008 06:41 PM
go get it tubby, good boy, bring it here, come on boy.

tubby

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21 Feb 2008 12:12 AM
(hahaha)So,as tubby goes after the one pizzaman dropped,a pair comes over and tubby drops both and to tubby's delight one had a band.As tubby gets back to the blind(out of breath)he says"next time I'm bringing my dog"

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

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21 Feb 2008 03:13 AM
"hey guys this has been alot of fun" says pizzaman,"how bout we go back to willy's and get the beagles and go for some bunnies"

newhunter

12 Point

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21 Feb 2008 03:59 AM
tubby is more than willing to go for rabbits, figuring he won't have to be the retriever. When the guys get to the woods they are met by ..............

tubby

Buckmaster

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21 Feb 2008 01:02 PM
........by tubby's son who came ask if he could hunt with them.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

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21 Feb 2008 03:02 PM
All the guys said sure the more the marrier.So the adventure begins.....

tubby

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21 Feb 2008 03:44 PM
.....with Willy giving everyone a little reminder about safety and saying a little prayer before the hunt.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

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21 Feb 2008 06:23 PM
as they start through the fields they get about three steps into it and newhunter yells out "there goes one coming your way tubby"

tubby

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21 Feb 2008 08:34 PM
Tubby yells "I see him comming"as he readies his gun.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

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22 Feb 2008 03:24 AM
and click click is the only sound it makes, confused tubby opens his double barrel to realize........ it was never loaded, so willy takes the shot BANG and the fur flies............

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

22 Feb 2008 04:39 AM
as willy reaches down to pick up his bunny another one takes off from where he stood,it startled him and he nearly fell over,and the dogs were off just listen to em bark and howl...........

tubby

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22 Feb 2008 04:17 PM
....."man what a race,don't you love to hear them beagles run !" yelled tubby

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

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22 Feb 2008 09:39 PM
As pizzaman and newhunter are chasing the rabbit barking and howling, tubby and willy get ready to...........

tubby

Buckmaster

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22 Feb 2008 10:23 PM
....join in but can't for the tears in their eyes from all the laughing !

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

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23 Feb 2008 01:27 AM
With all the noise from everyone laughing at pizzaman and newhunter putting up the chase, rabbits were scurring everywhere.

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

23 Feb 2008 02:28 AM
tubby's boy manages to take out a few of the scurring bunnies in between the giggle fits form pizzaman and newhunter's howling antics..................

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

23 Feb 2008 02:32 AM
the ground began to tremble, all the laughter stopped as the guys looked on through the trees they saw BUNNYZILLA,a 150 ft cotton tail................

tubby

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23 Feb 2008 02:33 AM
........."what a hunt,what next ?" asked pizzaman

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

23 Feb 2008 02:56 AM
"Run "Hollered Willy ,"I don't know bot you fellas but I ain't gonna be bunny food"

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

23 Feb 2008 04:27 AM
Everyone was running for the truck, Willy got there first, but as he looked back he saw Bunnyzilla set his sight's on Tubby, all of the sudden Tubby tripped and.....

tubby

Buckmaster

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23 Feb 2008 04:13 PM
........ducked behind a boulder so willy could get the shot.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

Mark

8 Point

Posts:351

23 Feb 2008 05:36 PM
"Nobody eats my any of my Buddies,Take this you buc toothed varmit" He yells as he squeezes the trigger and *BOOM!!!!!!!!!* as the smoke and debris clear all that's left is.............

tubby

Buckmaster

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23 Feb 2008 06:25 PM
........one of the varmit's feet.

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

23 Feb 2008 06:50 PM
Then after all was clear Willy shouts out here comes his moma, she looks PO'd lets get out of here ....... and as all men know you don't PO any women

tubby

Buckmaster

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24 Feb 2008 02:26 AM
All the guys said "What's she mad at ?""We had Willy back on time."

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

newhunter

12 Point

Posts:474

24 Feb 2008 03:07 AM
(tubby it's not Willy's moma. It's bunnyzilla's moma. Get with the program . even though all the guys got back on time we now had to deal with our wives and with bunnyzilla's moma backing up the ladies, the guys didn't have a .......................

tubby

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24 Feb 2008 03:41 AM
(sorry,guess I dropped the ball on that one !) Then the ladies said "You men stand back and we will show you how to deal with this rabbit."

Tubby The God of My Rock;He Is My Sheild;And The Horn Of My Salvation 2 Samuuel,Ch 22

MelSue
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24 Feb 2008 06:21 PM
And on the ball being dropped.... This can be continued on Story Time Part 2.

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