I had an idea... and this is how it goes: It's very important that everyone follows the rules. We as a group are going to write the greatest story of all time and get this: We are going to do it ONE WORD AT A TIME!!!!

The idea is to keep making sentences... I will post the first word and then the next member posts one word and this will keep going until we have completed the sentence. If this doesn't work... we can quit but I thought it would be fun. I will start of with the first word...............................

It

started

in

Illinois

when

a

buck

that

was

bigger

than

I

farted.

SHEWWWWWW !

Amazing!

much

did

turk's

save

H & R Block's

refund

How

did

The

recovery

impede

turk's

disposition?

things

REALLY

got

of

a

weird

TIME OUT!!!!!!!.... it's a good thing I'm a teacher. I'm gonna have to edit the heck out of this story... okay. Sorry... continue on......................................................................

looking

color

Things

butt

ate

my

slim jim

turk

Burped

he

"Tasty"

as

buck

gayly

squirrels

his

was

balls

to

acorns

Once

he

ran

down

across

corn

fields

was

swimming

across

river

he

muzzy

blasted

through

brush

briars

and

turned

towards

a

broken

tree

I

flipped

over

into

creek

and

stumbled

down

toward

a

ditch

and

broke

down

sobbing

for

mommy.

desparately

trying

to

escape

from

a

sasquatch

that

chased

tubby

out

across

hedge

row's

and

corn fields

Now

(Let's convert this one to one sentence replies as well.... see if it head in a different direction than the one Mcraddock started.)

Now was his chance.

The deer of a life time was standing 40 yards from his stand.

he raised his rifle to fire but,

he could not take the shot ,because the buck was standing behind a tree.

then suddenly out of nowhere it happened

The buck took those fateful steps bringing him out in the open

(BOOM ) but the buck was still standing there

and quickly he reloads and fires again,down goes the buck.

out from behind another tree stepped his dad with his barrel smoking---------(us dads alwaya taking up the slack)

Thanks Dad,I was so nervous,you are the greatest.

your welcome son, but I'm getting this deer, you missed both shot's

That's ok,I know where a bigger one is.

Reading the whole thing was just to funny, this is better than the joke section, I love it.

Oh so youre gonna go to my other spot I showed ya?

Yep,gonna try and get ol' mossy horns.

But little did he know that Dad had hunted that stand already and had left a little surprise for him there.

Gee,I wonder what is in the box?

oh my , it's a picture of dad with ol' mossy horns shot three days ago

While I was looking at the picture A buck appeared out of nowhere,Every bit as impressive as ol' mossy Horns himself.

so tubby raises his rifle and (click ), he forgot the ammo in the truck


( sorry tubby can't let you out do me he he he )

WAAAAAAAA!!!!! cried tubby as the buck disappeared over the hill toward willy's stand.

But Willy was fast asleep and old mossy horns was practically on top of him when he awoke.

The ol' buck spooked and ran toward mcraddock's stand.

but just before he ran willy threw a lasso over his horn's and was hanging on for dear (deer) life
bouncing all the way

Looking up willy saw the briar patch ahead and screamed "OH NO !!"

( gee thanks tubby I'll be picking briers out of my butt for a month now )

and of course the buck went thru the briers with willy still holding on oooouuuuuccccchhhhh

during all this time mcraddock had slipped around the back of the ridge and was comming up the trail from the opposite direction

Mcraddock sees the buck comming and gets ready for the shot.........

And just then McCraddock wakes-up to find he was only dreaming...........But wait some movement  catches his eye it's brown and it's too his left but there's somethin in his way he just can't see........

patiently he waits for the buck to give a clear shot.

"BOOM" Mac walk's over to find that he had shot the doe that was running with the buck

( sorry Macraddock can't let you kill him just yet )

"Oh well, now we have meat for the camp"

As tubby, mac, and willy are butchering the doe .....

they were dicussing how to get that buck.(with out any more briars)

So they decided to put out some Code Blue to draw the ol' boy in.

but tubby spilled it on mac and he had to run to keep ol' mossy horns from getting him

( you know like the video of the idiot that put it on himself )

It all happened because Tubby and Mcraddock were trying to fix the scent bombs while Willy was driving.
(watch the pot holes willy)

While mcraddock was running from the massive buck, Tubby gets the bright idea to use his doe bleat can and draw the buck away from molesting his poor buddy.

Tubby's doe bleat got the bucks attention long enough for mcraddock to climb a tree.

But in Mac's haste he climbed a tree that the huge buck had no trouble knocking to the ground with a few rubs of those massive horns

In a last ditch effort to save his butt (literally!), mcraddock makes a run for Willy's position in the hopes that he'd get a shot off at 'em.

Unfortunately willy's gun is not loaded,but tubby brings him down with a well placed shot !
(had to help a friend out)

All of a sudden a Big Ol Bear comes outa nowhere and starts to drag away ole mossy junior...

(sorry tubby)

giving hiim a serious wedgie

(hey slawman,how have you been?)
but continued to drag the buck into the brush.

Once the bear had the deer in the bushes tubby,willy,mcraddock, and pizzaman started to .....

....after the bear,to reclaim their prize !

So the four hunters gathered to surmise a plan to get the Big Ole bear away from their deer......

a game warden walked up and asked

if he could be of some assistance,when tubby started to answer, the bear......

...took our deer,what do we do?

Kick him in the butt and run like hell while your partners grab your deer and .......

ran like the wind forgetting about

and fell face first in a big ol pile of

cash,but he could not stop to pick it up,because the bear was close behind him.(how did I get picked to kick the bear ?)

Just then Pizzaman,Willy and Mac came back for their friend for they had found a big bucket of C'mere bear bait............(sorry tubby but you were the one who asked the game wardens advice lol)

Out of breath,Tubby asked "Did you guys get the deer back ?"

Yea! but there's a little problem, he's...

......has broken one side of his rack off

That's ok Pizzaman said because I have the other half right here and I got some gorrilla glue that'll fix anything....

As the group fixed the broken rack,the game warden walked up and informed them that......

......so the guys apologized to the warden for the mistake.

The Warden told them that it was ok because they were trying to catch the bear because it had Rabies." I just hope it didn't bite you,"He said..........

.....that bear was really mean.

then a platypus attacked the warden and......

.. the warden ran pulled his one bullet out of his pocket and....

.....shot himself in the foot trying to kill the varmit !

So the guys skined out the GW ......

and left him hang up to dry.....

and began to chase down the platypus was a ginsue knife....

.........but the it got away

So the Guys Take the Big Buc with the broken horns to the taxidermist to see if he can fix the majestic rack..........