Bang goes the 270 !

but elves have magical powers and they protected rudolph, the bullet just hung in mid air

The bullet turned to gold and fell on the multicolored autunm leaves the covered the ground.

As all this happened,alot of colorful words also filled the air.

Then the elf used his powers to turn Tubby's .270 into a hoola-hoop for trying to kill him.

Then Tubby ran home crying while Dylan and the rest of the party sat laughing.

the elf told Dylan I am going to reward you with much wealth

Cool, now I will be able to buy a new rifle !

(Then Turkulese came and peed on this story and Mcraddock for stealing his idea. Just kidding Mcraddock... I was actually going to switch to this format after we finished the other story. WAY TOO MUCH CONFUSION. Glad you made the move. Here's my real sentence..........)

Soooooo with his new found wealth Dylan headed off to Cabela's.

He went and bought a shiney Browning A-Bolt 270 WSM.

After much research he decided to upgrade so he went to the local pawn shop and bought a Winchester.

Once again sitting in the stand on that cold frosty morning,he hears s deer walking down the trail.

and BOOM Dylan looks at his trophy 14 pointer with a grin from ear to ear wishing his dad could kill one too

(now that would make my me the happiest dad ever)
On the way to the 4 wheeler,we ran into willy and asked if he would take some pics.

( willy don't know how to use the new cameras )

he said he would get his daughter Crystal to take them

(thanks for understanding Turkulese !)

While Crystal took some pictures of the lucky father/son team, Willy snuck a peak into Tubby's backpack and saw a big pack of cotton balls.

I explained that I apply code blue and drop them strategicly around my stand.

But that wasn't all that Willy found in Tubby's backpack, there was something else under the cotton balls.

It was a peice of paper with SANTA'S phone number

but willy has already killed rudalph and santa can't fly without him